Well, here is a threat and a half... These are the type of people that you would like to have locked up for years on end without bail... without bail and without parole in fact. The group I speak of today are the double dippers of the earth.
This guys run as camo as the space invaders. You never know when one of these freaks of nature will climb out of the abyss to double pump a Tostito in the nearest dip.
What exactly constitutes double dipping? That may be one of the most popular questions of the century... Does it count as a double dip if you have rotated the chip? Because if so I think many of us are guilty where we stand... If a rotation does not count that could change the whole double dipping scene...
I watched an episode of MythBusters in which they proved that double dipping actually caused no more bacteria than a first and second dip from a non touched chip. This is shocking information that may be pivotal to the double dip witch hunts of the world. People in my life have been so quick to judge for the simplest double dip, but now that I know I bring no extra harm to the table will I really feel as guilty with a sneak attack? I am one of those people that likes more dip than chip, so if I pull back a half eaten chip that feels void of some dip you had better believe I am going to warm it up with a second round... I will look around the room just to see if I am being watched, I will rotate the chip from the already bitten area. Once I am sure that the coast is clear I re-dip that chip as proudly as a mother on the first day of school... Typically I am sly enough to ensure that no one has noticed my re-dive, but if they have I am sure to shoot them back a look of confidence that lets them know I am here to stay.
I'll be honest, this is the way that you have to be when you are involved with a chip there is no pussy-footing around a second helping of toppings for that chip. Whether it is salsa or guac you need to fly in un-inhabited as Amelia Earhart on her world voyage.
OK, My blogger is acting a fool, I'm gonna post this now and check back tomorrow!