Day 137--- Gazuntite...

Since this is the time of year that most people are going to get sick here in the U.S. I have decided to do a blog that I think may be semi helpful in preventing some of these illnesses. Now I am not claiming to have found the fountain of youth by any means but by the end of this post I hope you will be better prepared to dodge a fair amount of sickness this winter season. The people that I have decided to put on blast today are the ones that put the rest of us on blast nearly every time they open their mouths. Of course I am referring to the douchenheimers who do not cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

This has to be one of the sickest(literally), grossest, rudest, most annoying things that people in general can do to others. Sure there are other ways to pass on your ailments, but coughing into the air without any form of covering has got to be one of the worst... Seriously over the past couple of weeks I have spent a considerable amount of time out in pulbic, which is where I do a hefty part of my research, and I swear to you 1 out of 3 people don't even try and cover their mouths. Its like they don't want to get their germs on their own hands but it is fine to rocket out their disease upon others within a 20 foot radius. Apparently they didn't have parents that would constantly remind them to "cover your mouth with both hands", I used to get in trouble if I forgot to cover. I mean most people don't go around launching snot rockets into the air, or just plain spitting everywhere, but as far as I am concerned these are basically the same thing. To be truthful, I am overly cautious about germs in general, I'll wash my hands about 50 times a day just to make sure nothing dirty is on me, but I am also only sick about once every 2 years so you can stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

We always laugh at those candid camera episodes that show the people getting "fake" sneezed on and freaking out, but manners in the world must have dropped to an all time low now because we have people who just go around doing that like it was common practice. I plan on putting into effect a form of punishment for these people... It is going to be along the lines of an eye for an eye, if you cough or sneeze on me I just get to spit in your face. Because whether or not you are spitting directly on me those particles will travel into my eye eventually. I bet you anything that these people don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom either, that is totally their M.O.. We are going to have to re-train these people and show them some manners, but I will need your help, I can't do it alone. So you guys have to be with me on this whole spitting thing, I know it may seem gross or counter-productive at first but its kinda like wiping the dog's nose in his piss, eventually he will learn not to do it inside. Or maybe its more like squirting a cat in the nose with a water bottle when he is scratching the furniture up, either way the methods have been proven. So won't you please join me, I bet if we all started spitting in each others faces, to stop the spread of disease we wont even need to worry about this new health care plan here in the States... Just a thought...