2.22.2010

Day 176--- Wo-MAN...


My only introduction today is to say. Watch 30 Rock!!!

And now for the good stuff... I have decided to write again about a group that scares me. Female body builders...

I have a strong feeling that I am not the only person frightened by these female centaurs, which is why I am going to take a couple minutes out of my busy schedule to put in my two cents for the rest of us... I'd like to know why?... Why?... Why would potentially beautiful and dainty women want to do this to themselves, it is almost as confusing as the WNBA. Not the sport itself of course. more so that people actually watch it.

In my opinion these muscle women would be better suited in the booth next to the bearded lady at the state fair, of course, I would not be surprised if they were same people... I could even see them as the main event at the circus but I really believe that their presence should be limited to these special events... I would even allow a tug of war showdown between one of them and 15 midgets, but really anytime these woMEN are out in public it really should be some sort of spectacle... I may be the only one manner-less enough to say it but I know that you all are thinking it. As humans we cannot help avert our eyes from car wrecks and things of that sort, and what is a muscle woman really if not a walking talking car wreck...

Have you ever seen one of these beasts smile? I didn't think so, I don't know if they are just incapable due to muscle restriction in the face, or if they are truly just as angry as they look. Of course we would all be that angry as well if we were that beastly but, they have brought it upon themselves, its not like anyone else forced them to just eat a can of tuna, a banana, and a gallon of Creatine each day... Maybe they are like the over-make-up-ed girls, running from their ugliness straight into something Ripley worthy, believe it or not. They really are one of those things that it like pains you to look at but once you have started looking it is hard to move your attention on to anything else... I just spent a few minutes looking for the photo/s for this post, a process that is normally quite quick kept me busy for the better part of 10 minutes... If you get a second google it for yourself, if you are lucky Google will surprise you with a few nudes. This is not pornographic by any means, it is really more scientific than anything. View it as a free trip to the natural history museum... And on that note we shall conclude this post.


PS. Does having sex with one of these things count as bestiality?


10 comments:

Trooper Thorn said...

I think it just sort of happens slowly, a pound here, a vein there. Before you know it, You are a muscled freak.

This is the same way those obese people with the flab that hangs over there genitals get so fat.

One day at a time

LMJ said...

eewww...eeww...!! No, thank you!

Christopher said...

I still refuse to believe those are actually women.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

I am looking at my computer screen with one eye open.

Those are not women they are... no idea what they were.

Kyle said...

Those are some frightening women.

Amanda West said...

That was scary.

But I bet men don't treat them badly or forget their birthdays... Haha.

Can you say assualt and battery?

I should hit up GNC and grab my husband's weights...

Then I could kick his butt.

ScoMan said...

I'm collecting 30 Rock on DVD due to the network here not putting it on at a reasonable hour.

Are you saying Tina Fey is a musclely, disgusting woman beast? Because I will come over there and punch you.

I know you probably weren't, but I just have to be sure.

Candice said...

Even men being that muscly isn't attractive. At all.

Nomad said...

chris, all three of those are pics of my ex's... as far as i could tell they were women.

candice, you wouldnt like my rock hard body then.

sco, i would never say a negative word about tina fey, she is my mom crush.

.:*aMbAr*:. said...

This.is.it. I'm gonna KILL YOU!!! I'm scarred for LIFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those images will hunt me forever......

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