8.16.2009

Day 2--- Are You Looking to Have Fun With HOT Singles in Your Area???


Now this takes a special breed of girl doesn't it?...(the term girl used loosely in this instance)...I'm intrigued, I cant help it, I'm truly interested where they find these winners.
I cant imagine any of these girls are self respecting actors trying to further a career in TV/film(is this something you want on your reel??)... i certainly hope not. These are some of the champs that couldn't get through the grueling "girls gone wild" audition process (which looks complicated). They've come straight from the set of "The Springer Show" to their TV debut on 1-800-sex-talk.
I can see the audition tents set up at all Wal-Marts, K-Marts, And trailer parks... Just so they are sure to miss no one with potential.
How do the girls prepare for the audition?...What does the audition process entail of?... I imagine that there is not too much reading involved...There really cant be much to it... can you hold a phone? Can you pretend to be sexy for the clients/losers at home?... OK, now take off your shirt...awesome (that was just a bonus), you've got the job!
Once they get the job, do you think they are ever like "shit, what am i doing?"...Of course not... do you think they run and call their parents?... or is it best to let daddy find out on his own the night he stays up a bit later than normal (infomercial hour, I call it)...
The worst/saddest thing is, I feel like in the world of acting these commercials are frowned upon more than the porn industry (at least they should be)... I mean. at least porn stars attempt to act...(not that I would know, but I have some older friends who've told me stories)...
On the bright side though, they can take the money they've made, quit working at IHOP and pay someone off to get their GED right?...
Really though the joke is on the guys who call in, isn't it... I mean. They have to know that they are not talking to Veronica, the "hot" blond from the commercial. They are working it out to some fatty house wife in Indiana named Gertude who reads romance novels by day and at&t's some 23 year old magic playing, Star Trek watching, boy scout; by night... So... OK, who is really the loser here???
Thank God im too Jewish to pay $4.99 a minute for anything.

3 comments:

Sara Marie said...

I would TOTALLY run home to Daddy if I had this job, I mean why wouldn't I?

:|

katheryn said...

Older friends who've told you stories...clever. :)

Marilyn said...

so, uh...whatdya think of the extenze infomercials?

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