3.01.2010

Day 181--- Winter Borlympics...


I probably should have done this before they were over but I feel like I just needed to say a few things about these Winter Olympics, and the people who watch it, and maybe even something about some of the athletes. Now before I go on I must tell you that all views expressed are not expected to be ones felt by most other people, but its my blog so I can talk about whatever I want. So here goes nothing...

The Winter Games are like that kitchen drawer that you throw all the random shit into that has no where else to go. Some of the items are useful, and some should be thrown away, but you just cant bring yourself to part with them. Curling is one of those items, now, I am not saying that curling doesn't take tremendous skill, but I am saying is this really a sport that is Olympic worthy? Is this really a sport at all? I mean Chess, poker, bocce ball, and flip-cup all require a certain amount of skill but I don't see their events being televised world wide and shoved into the Olympic forum. I have always held to the belief that you should be able to make a movie about any sport that really counts? We've got a bobsled movie, ice skating movies, and I'm sure there are a few skiing movies out there somewhere as well, but to this date I have still never seen a decent plot-line formed around curling. Plus if they wont make Bud the sporty dog curl how are they going to convince our youth that its cool?

At this rate ice fishing, trash-can lid sledding, and snowman building are going to be in the 2014 Winter O's. The upside to curling being allowed in, is that it is really my last chance to ever make it into the Olympics. I hear that the tryouts aren't really tryouts at all in the traditional sense. They are really just a matter of finding enough people to make a full team. City to city they venture trying to find the best sweepers, table football players, and bowlers willing to play on ice. They gather them all up in a room and realize that they are one person short, they make a few soliciting phone calls to see if anyone they know would like to be on TV. They find their guy just in time. Now before you get all pissed off at me, realize I am from America, so I'm allowed to be shallow and close minded, its what we do best.

Then I just found out this year that there is a difference between ice skating and ice dancing, they are both essentially the same thing, but one is just a tad bit gayer. I think if you are not good enough to make the ice "skating" team that you are forced to dress up in a peacock outfit and dance around the ice for 4 minutes. Don't worry though, I am not trying to take away from the gayness of regular ice skating, they can still hold their own...

It really seems that it was the hockey that was on everyone's mind this year, but for some reason I still don't think that will thrust its popularity any higher in the U.S.. They would be better off making a 4Th Mighty Ducks movie with a drugged out Emilio Estevez, that would at least make me want to play again. I think we just have a problem with the lack of scoring, that is why we don't get that into soccer/futbol here either, well that and most of the matches are in Spanish.

To the people who watched and thoroughly enjoyed the Winter Olympics, I salute you for supporting your country. I really do. I am just sad for you that you couldn't find anything better to watch for an entire month. Were there not even Cheers or Seinfeld re-runs on in your area? Do you not have computer access? Is there not a library anywhere near your house? Didn't you have to dry your hair? Or did you just feel bad that NBC lost like 300 million on this deal. Personally I think they would have done better to just give Conan all that money and just let 10 years of his re-runs play over the past month. I certainly would have tuned in. I did notice that a lot of the baby boomers enjoyed watching the Winter games, I have not quite figured out why exactly, it might be one of those things they talk about so they can sound hip, not realizing that nobody around really cares.

I could go on and on but before I get rid of all my blue haired readers I should probably call it quits. Maybe I'll think of something more uplifting for tomorrow, maybe.

9 comments:

busygirl said...

I have no idea how curling made it into the olympics - found it hysterical that most of the curlers were either firefighters, bartenders, etc...it's not like they are full-time athletes!

Christine Macdonald said...

Well done! I pooped out watching after the first week...

B-Dub said...

I used to really and truly enjoy watching the Olympics! I wanted to be an ice skater, even though I never took a single lesson. This year I found the cross country skiing events more entertaining, and even those put me to sleep. Just not what they used to be.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

"they are both essentially the same thing, but one is just a tad bit gayer"

Bye for you!

LMJ said...

"they are both essentially the same thing, but one is just a tad bit gayer"

UHH...HELL NO!!! Do your research before you make fun of something!! I know! It's your effin blog, but it would have been funnier if you had elaborated on the technical differences and all that.

I LOVE the Winter Olympics for what it represents...countries getting together peacefully.

TCFO said...

Ok, maybe because I had a glass of wine this evening (gee, two hours ago, but I hardly ever drink so it can have a raucous effect on me) but I actually spit chips out of my mouth onto my beloved computer screen laughing at this post. Your rhythm is impeccable at times and the truth to your posts is welcome. Curling indeed! It just happens that the place where I had the glass of wine, ok, the bar, is next door to a gym and sometimes you can hear this huge thump of dumbbells being dropped. Who does that sort of thing anyway, lift these huge heavy things just to make the veins pop out. Anyway - thanks for laughter!

ScoMan said...

I agree wholeheartedly with your views. I say we scrap the Winter Olympics all together.

But then I am from a country that got two gold medals and a silver and we call that "Our most successful winter games ever"

Jewels Diva® said...

bahahahaha Scoman's right, although not all of us gave a crap. I'm just bloody glad they're over and normal tv programming is back, for what that is.

And I REALLY DON'T GET CURLING!!!!!

Amanda West said...

My step-mother was obessessed with watching the Olympics this year... Haha.

I didn't watch any of 'em, but she did tell me about curling and I was like, "What?"

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