3.03.2010

Day 182--- Not The End I Wanted!!!


So apparently other than religion and politics, one should also not blog about the Olympics, touchy subject those things... Although most of you seemed to agree with my boredom there were a few people that did not. Which I fully expected, however I didn't expect to lose followers over it, well one less person I have to save my Kool-Aid for then. Today I have tried to select a person that I believe is mutually hated by everyone worldwide. Even those who love the Winter Olympics... This is why I have decided to write about the douche bags who like to ruin the end of movies or TV shows for the rest of us...

I'll give a little example of a time that this happened to me and almost made me cut a bitch. I was back in Arizona this summer visiting my family who are big time Harry Potter fans, of the movies at least... We wanted to go opening night to get the full wizardly experience and all that, I had even fashioned a wand out of a twig that I found in the parking lot. I'm hard core. After a good hour and a half of waiting in the long ass line that snaked out doors around the building. We were let into the building for another hour long wait... Finally we were let into the theater about 45 minutes before the show time... Now keep in mind I had never read the book/s and although I imagine that most of the people in the theater had, I'm sure that I was not the only one who had no idea of what was to come. Anyways literally as the theater gets that second shade of dark after the previews these two douche bag f-wad teenagers run into the theater and yell "-------- dies at the end just thought you all should know." ( I didn't want to ruin it there just in case some of you have not seen it yet)... Anyways, I don't think I have ever been so pissed off in my life. If I had not been in the perfect seats dead center mid way up I would have chased those little twats and ruined some ends with the wand I had created earlier. Instead I just yelled something witty back, that at least made my ego feel nice...

What is the deal with people like that though, although that was the worst case I have ever had to deal with I have had many encounters with similar situations throughout my life... Cant people just shut their damn mouths. I am so the opposite of this that when I see a movie or something and people are like how was it? What happens in the end? I'll probably never see it. I still cant bring myself to saying anything just in case they do end up seeing it in the future, I don't want them to look back and be like damn Ryan, he ruined this for me... Being such an avid TV show follower, but one who usually watches online on Hulu or something this can be really hard to have conversations at work the day after one of my shows... For instance, I am currently 2 weeks behind on Lost, so if I were to go into work and hear anyone mentioning the most recent episode I would probably have to go over and cut their tongues off. You may think that sounds brutal but I think it is a very fitting offense for people who ruin my excitement. OK maybe the first time they should get their mouths washed out with soap and Sriracha, second offense there goes your tongue, third... balls or tits, whichever you got... If you think I'm joking test me...

See, I am a practical joker, and I have done my fair share of douchey things in my life... Mostly things that will do long term psychological damage though. But this ruining the end of things is just something I would never fathom doing... How lonely and desperate for attention do you have to be? This is like a step below killing kittens in my book, you may disagree, but you can sell a dead cat to a Chinese restaurant. You cant sell a ruined movie ending to anyone now can you? Doesn't sound logical to you? Its OK I'm confused too...

Facebook can be a pretty bad place to be for this thing as well, I can't tell you how many times I have been on there and accidentally seen a status update that has ruined something... These people need to either keep their stupid fingers shut, or make sure to put a spoiler alert warning at the beginning of their posts. So I can Facebook stalk without having to worry about what I am going to read.

Well, on that note I should probably get to bed, but if I wake up to any comments that tell what happens in LOST, 30 Rock, Greys, or about 15 other shows or movies I will find you... I know people and Chinese restaurants.

5 comments:

ScoMan said...

I have a friend who tells me about a great movie he saw, tells me that I have to see it too, and then tells me the whole plot right through to the twist at the end.

Once he's done I'm like "Guess you just saved me the trouble of seeing it" and he just says "Guess so"

Next time I see him he'll do the exact same thing.

Also I keep getting status updates from V8 teams that I follow on Facebook and Twitter about race results when the races aren't televised live.. I almost want to unfollow the teams.

LMJ said...

aaawwww... you lost a follower over your olympics post? lol
i lost three followers due to a post yesterday, as well. why can't people just agree to disagree? oh well...

totally agree on this one but one thing that annoys me the most is people who know you have seen the movie and are constantly asking you what's gonna happen next. uurrgghhh! watch the movie and find out!!!

Kyle said...

I used to have a gf who never watched the first 30 minutes of a movie and then be confused throughout.

Poindexter. said...

Just thought I'd drop in and say, I've followed since Day 70, and you won't lose me over any post :).

Keep it up dude :).

Charli, x

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Amanda West said...

Dude, you lost a follower because of your Olympics post?!

Anyways, my sister is just like that. She will spoil any movie, tv show, book, etc, if she knows you haven't seen/read it.

It's awful. I've nearly snapped a couple of times.

But alas, she'd still alive to ruin more movies for people...

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