3.16.2010

Day 187--- Rise and Shine...


I want to start off by saying I feel like a tard. I started this blog so strong, I think I went something like 130 straight days of blogging madness, just like that chick from the Julia Childs movie. Then I faltered a little during the contest just because I wanted to leave the contest posts as the top post, then I remembered how great being lazy felt. I pulled out of it a bit after the contest but then when I started working 40 hr weeks with an hour travel on each end of the day I became lazy bastard again... I basically said all of that so that I could really and truly thank all of you who have stuck with me through all of it... All my excuses and my shitty posts, and even my posts that may have pissed you off, but hey lets face it if I never offended anyone I wouldn't be doing my job would I?... I also want to thank those of you that I have picked up along the way, who really don't know what I am all about. Maybe you saw me on some other site, maybe you accidentally clicked on me and saw that I used the word shit in one of my post and were instantly hooked... I thank you all for reading my rants and coming back again and again, you know who you are, and if my Internet wasn't being a complete bitch right now I would even post links so that people could check out how awesome you are too... I'll have to do that on a day that I'm sure a lot of people will read...

So without further business, lets get down to pleasure... Today I have decided to post about a group of people that we all know we want to be, but only some of us are willing to go balls out on this one, literally... Say hello to people who sleep naked...

Lets first admit that being naked is just awesome... (eye-muffs if you don't want a gnarly visual)... For me being naked is one of the best things ever, almost everyday when I get home from work I rush straight to my room and rip off all the bondage that had been suffocating and constricting me all day long... No clothes to ruin the perfect itch, nothing to to tuck in, or string to stop from tickling me, pure liberation... Its no wonder that people start nudist colonies, I can see why the garden of Eden was considered paradise, the only reason I don't join one these days is because most of the people are old, wrinkled, and about 9 shades too tan... I may be the only person willing to admit all of this, but I assure you I am not the only one who feels this way. Since there are laws against public nudity and mom and dad walking around the house swingin free most people have reserved there liberation to come between the sheets.

The thing that is amazing about these people, is that nothing that they do in the outside visible to me and you world, would let you know if they were a night nudie or not... And for some reason that is sort of fascinating to me... We all know that there are the pajama people, the ones who look like they walked out of 50's television, they have the full button down thing going on, and then there are the ones who wear the big shirt and some basketball shorts, they want to be comfortable, but they also want to be able to run outside in a hurry in case of a fire. There are the underwear people, thong, bra, boxers, these people are comfortable in their skin, but there is just something that holds them back from going all the way... Then you have those that wear their sheets as pajamas, and you could not look at someone you work with every day and guess which one they are... You may think that your priest wears a button down to bed, but he may very well be a nudie patutie. Your parents, you hope that they are fully clothed as well, but there is some reason they keep that door locked, and you know its not for sex (married people don't do that right?)...

The fact of the matter is, that unless you have shared a bed or a room with someone you really cant tell what they wear to bed. You may not think that not knowing is a big deal, and maybe it isn't, but I sure would like to know what my friends are wearing for 6-8 hours of their day... Well, maybe not some of them, but you get the idea... I just don't know why this question is not on Myspace profile questionnaires, and in job interviews, from where I stand I say this tells a lot about a person... We want to know if someone smokes, or what kind of music they listen to, but no one has ever asked me if I sleep naked, maybe that's because for for the right price you can find it out first hand, or maybe its because you don't think about other people naked... But I doubt that...

When I searching for a picture for this post I found a website that says that it is actually healthier to sleep nude, this must have been written buy the guy who convinces ladies he can guess their bra size by touching their boobies. He says you actually get better sleep when you have nothing constricting you, makes sense to me. Regardless I am going to continue sleeping the healthiest way I can, who's with me???

6 comments:

Amanda West said...

Haha! But really sleeping nude is healthier? I will so have to check that out...

But alas, I'm a pajama person. They don't always match... But oh well.

But my husband is hilarious. At night, when he is so tired from working all day... It just depends how much energy he has left, as to how many layers of clothes he's going to bed in.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning to find him fully dressed and others I find him in his birthday suit.

Lol!

Moooooog35 said...

That's why I sleep with one eye open.

You never know when Pamela Anderson is going to come in for a peek.

Best be prepared.

Dorn said...

Nudie Patutie Priest had me laughing the whole rest of the post...thanks. My wife and I both slept naked from dating through the first year of marriage until the kid came...cause inevitably she ends up in bed with us. I was miserable in boxers and t-shirt at night. I seriously could never get comfortable. I'll admit though, once my daughter go over the joy of pulling daddy's chest hair, the shirt went away.

Lluvia said...

oh yeah... hubby and i, we're nudie sleepers. if there is a fire, so help the people who have to see us running naked, God.

TCFO said...

Well, just remember that if they find you, you know, crossed over to the other side in bed one morning, and you know, nudie, then that's what they'll happily say - "found naked and dead - causes unknown, toxicology tests pending for drugs". Sadly, huh? But that shouldn't stop anyone from being preliberated before the crossing right?

Daisy said...

ok I'm officially hooked on your blog :) you've been added to my reader. No it wasn't because you use the "s word" in your posts - it was "night nudie." :)

thanks for the laugh!!

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