Day 96--- Anime-niacs...

I have a confession to make to all of you out there, before I started blogging I had this erroneous idea that all those who blogged were huge dorks. While it is true that a good 50% of them are I have learned that the world of blogging is filled with plenty of normal people almost as cool as myself. However I still firmly believe that the next group of people is over flowing with dorks. Do I know every single person who falls into this category? No, am I going to make a blanket assumption that may be offensive and rude? Yes, but the law of stereotypes states that if you have met at least 3 people that fit "the stereotype", you are more than welcome to judge. So without further explanation, I would like to call the anime lovers of the world away from the computer screen and into the light.

First of all, I will say to each his own, there are certain things that I will never be able to wrap my head around. Sure I was into cartoons when I was a kid, but just like pissing the bed that hobby died with my graduation of the 8th grade. I realize that anime has more adult themed shows than Saturday morning cartoons, and therefore anime-niacs may believe they are a little more sophisticated. But this is just a clever excuse the "30 and Over Still Living With Mother" organization came up with. This is like if I tried to convince people that drawing in a coloring book with Tonka Trucks is more sophisticated than a coloring book with Dora the Explorer, no one is going to believe me when I am sitting there with a crayon in my hand. I don't think I would be as angry if they would just admit that anime is a form of cartoon and stop pretending that it gives them special powers. I have far less to talk about when people actually admit their addiction.

I have met people who actually have learned Japanese so that they could understand what is being said on these programs. While I completely admire their dedication I just feel as though that focus could be put to curing cancer rather than understanding Naruto. I mean, I want to know what they are saying on Telemundo but you don't see me rushing out to take Spanish classes. I think my biggest turn off or bone to pick is with a specific category of anime. If you don't know where I am going with this already it is time to take the parent lock off of your computer and clear the cookies once you're done. Yes, that's right I am referring to the anime porn industry. This is one of the most mind blowing phenomenon's that this simple kind of man has ever encountered. Not by choice. This of course means that if there are thousands of these types of videos out there, sickly there must be a large enough group of people that support or follow it... It disturbs me to think that someone I may know actually kaleid's the scope to a cartoon woman/en. I cannot be the only person who finds this a tad unsettling, I'm not saying I am perfect or even normal but at least everything I like lives, breathes, and walks on 2-4 feet... kidding bout the 4... This is just a smidge weird don't you think? (smidge= shit ton)... I'm truly sorry if any of my readers are into this stuff, but I think its time you laid off the cartoons, and possibly found some... help... If I have less followers tomorrow, I guess I'll know how many of you watch it...

Parents, I guess you guys can breathe a small sigh of relief if you ever find any of this stuff in your kids room. The reason being you can pretty much guarantee that they are still virgins and are gonna be for a while. The downside once again is that they may end up holding the National World of Warcraft convention in your basement every year til they are at least thirty... All in all they are a pretty nice group of people, at least to me, at least up until they read this, just don't leave them alone with a coloring book or you may find it a little harder to open in the future...