Day 15--- Miley Cy-ndrome...

Since yesterday I picked on the geriatric hookers today I decided to switch gears and pick on the younger crowd. These scantily clad teen/preteens need to put some clothes on. What is with the high school girls these days, I cant tell if they just started drinking their milk, or if the clothes are just getting smaller. If the latter is the case, which it very well may be, we need to start putting some regulations on who can buy what. Some sort of age minimums on plunging v-necks and halters (I realize this will never happen I'm just making a point). If the goods are not ready for use they should not be on display, call me sick, but its true. At 24 years old I should not be responsible for predicting age of potential targets when I'm at the "High School Musical" movie release. They need to start making under 18 or 21 yr olds wear wrist bands out in daily life, just like they do at the clubs. This would save a lot of future hassle and arrests for us all. I'm sure R Kelly would agree...

I know there are dress codes at school, but I think that is the least of these girls concerns, (true they need to watch out for the teachers) but what about the guys on the streets. We stare at everything, its genetic, hereditary, and forced into us from a young age. It would make it a lot easier not to look if these girls were not wearing next to nothing while playing on the play-scape at McDonalds. Its just one of those things, we get yelled at for looking, but honest to God sometimes 17 and 23 look an awful lot alike. You can argue, but spend a day at the mall and you will know its true. Once again, just because its called Forever 21, does not mean you are 21 yet. Wait it out. Cover it up. Have some modesty. Until you hit hmmm 21 and then whatever... JK...

So I made it to Cali. I love it.... its hottttt. But I just went to my first IKEA and fell in love. Everything from that places juice to its hangers are amazing. I was there for 3 hours and I could go back tomorrow and do it all over again... Anyways. Hit me up... see you tomorrow.. and If you're too young or too old cover up... If your are Mila Kunis or Katy Perry don't.